Welcome, mortal, to the sacred temple of Robot Sock Prophets! We're a group of brave, technocratic visionaries who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of the most epic, most righteous, most utterly absurd socks in the land.
We're on a quest to rid the world of the scourge of mismatched socks. With our trusty robotic overlords, we'll conquer the realm of Socktopia, one ill-fitting pair at a time.
Join the Sockulars of the Apocalypse to become a part of our merry band of misfit sock enthusiasts.